hummingstrength:

mikkkeymau5:

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

Lmfaooo

if you don’t point they get you the wrong thing about 50 percent of the time “pinto beans please”

*stares you dead in the eye while getting black beans*

obama know, he don’t play 

shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

(Source: lolgifs.net, via alecstasy)

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

(Source: lolgifs.net, via alecstasy)

fraankliin:

Freshmen College Orientation is the biggest cesspool of sexual tension that there is.

(via haaaadeal)

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(Source: snorlaxatives, via ugly)

harpistin221bwinchesteralley:

When you break your toe while doing a cartwheel and have to pretend like you’re not in agonizing pain:

What if the third key is someone who isn’t dead, but will be.
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What if the third key is someone who isn’t dead, but will be.

photographyofdavidhanjani:

Heaven Shining. Photos & Gif By David Hanjani

(via stability)

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photographyofdavidhanjani:

Heaven Shining. Photos & Gif By David Hanjani

(via stability)

stability:

im getting a dozen hot wings and ranch im very happy 

(via okaypizza)