oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"
if you don’t point they get you the wrong thing about 50 percent of the time “pinto beans please”
*stares you dead in the eye while getting black beans*
obama know, he don’t play
Freshmen College Orientation is the biggest cesspool of sexual tension that there is.
when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic
What on earth where do these gifs even come from
When you break your toe while doing a cartwheel and have to pretend like you’re not in agonizing pain: